That is Rape I tell Ya, Rape!!

Well Well, here we go again, another entertainer has falling victim to “Divorce Rape” because he wasn’t equipped with the proper prenuptial agreement to protect his assets. I can only imagine the amount of gold diggers around the world participating in coordinated Jersey Shore style fist pumping celebrations congratulating their fellow digger Vanessa Bryant for literally pimp slapping future Hall of Fame basketball player Kobe Bryant with her BIG DIG of half of what “he” had. That’s right, I said it, what “he” had, not what she had. Now, I know I’ll probably receive all kinds of harsh thoughts and comments from the ladies of our world for what I’m about to say, but I’m prepared for this and most of them will probably realize what it is and won’t be upset with me by the time they take their initial shot to start their weekend, so here we go.

Rather you like it or not, it’s 2012 and all marriages need prenuptial agreements. Whoa now ladies, don’t bite my head off just yet, bare with me. Most people still get married because they love their significant other and that’s great, but the other ones get married because they like their significant other and love their assets. To defeat the asset love and insure that the love is genuine love, why not get an “AS IS” pre-nup? (don’t get scared now) Basically what an AS IS pre-nup is  “ We got together as is, and we’re separating as is”, kind of like when you buy a used car and the warranty has ran out, you get it as is.  Usually the person you decide to marry has probably been in a previous relationship before or vice versa, so we’re all pretty much used anyways. Now ladies I know you’re probably thinking right now that y’all put so much time or whatever into the relationship and blah blah blah, but let’s be real, to have a relationship there has to be a significant other that is also putting blah blah blah into the relationship. So, if this is your only argument, you may want to have that drink now and forget that you were ever mad and get your weekend started early.

So, with that being said, let me say that I don’t condone cheating and what Kobe Bryant did was wrong, but if you ask me the real mess up was getting married in California without getting a pre-nup. Then came cheating, but don’t mind me, my morals may be a little skewed. Anyways, $75 million and she never ran a suicide or shot a jump shot at practice? Three houses and one of them is the house that Kobe was suppose to be moving into as soon as the construction was finished? Sounds like Kobe is homeless at the moment if you ask me, and he shouldn’t be. This should have NEVER gone down like this. I know she is the mother of his children and did her part at whatever home they may have been at at the time whenever the maid was allowed a day off, but she doesn’t deserve  $75 million. And you better believe she’s going to go after some ridiculous amount for child support also, like Kobe wasn’t the one supporting the kids this whole time anyways, but let’s not get on outrageous amounts of child support at the moment, that’s a whole different dilemma.

So fellas, get your AS IS pre-nup (but don’t forget to take care of your lady while y’all are together) and ladies, if you happen to end up with a wealthy man, and he had his wealth before you got there and you didn’t assist with the majority he had to do to get to where he is financially, I suggest you continue to make your own money or play some sort of role with his business to make your own money, it’s only fair. You can think running off with something you didn’t work for is OK in “this” situation if you want to, but last time I checked stealing is wrong, and people go to jail EVERYWHERE for stealing no matter the situation.

As Is Pre Nups will cut down on a lot of divorce because people who don’t love each other will stop getting married (because there isn’t a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow) and people who love each other will stop getting divorce over little things that were probably fixable. If a split does occur both parents should take care of their children. And remember no one cares if you “think” you grew accustom to a certain lifestyle. People everywhere have to cut back and do less during financial hardship, so you should have to cut back and do less also, you losing the bread winner is YOUR financial hardship. If you call the marriage off you get to leave with JUST the money you’ve earned (or he wants to give) doing business/working with your significant other and saved.  

So say it with me, “it’s my money not yours, now do you still love me?” Ladies, I love you and you can take that shot now.